You will love my warm temperature. You can fill me with anything you want. You can trust that your experience with me will be magical. You can use me all day long. You will recommend me to your friends. I am a crock pot. Halleluyah Baby!
Could cooking Ziggs a pork roast have been any easier?! Hell, I did it in the time it took the Finnster to take his morning tiddle outside. The directions might as well have read: Put meat in magic dinner maker and add anything you think will make it taste good. Will be ready as soon as your sugar daddy arrives home from work. Best Success Ever. Not only did Ziggs think it was so good that he ate half of the entire roast, but I get serious house-gilfriend props for being such a fabulous cook. I honestly don't feel as though I was challenged enough with this one, although; I will probably be using this wonderous machine numerous times a week from here on out.
CHALLENGE TWO: WINNER