I must share this story and I do hope Ziggs does not kill me! Now, let it be known that Ziggs always gets his haircuts from his sister. He puts off previous plans made to specifically get his hair cut in the exact same way, time after time. Today was no different. We were a little bit pressed for time, as we were coming from dinner and Ziggs had to rush off to ball hockey. Quickly calling his sister and demanding she suit up for the task ASAP was no big deal. The only difference was this time I would be tagging along. We arrive, we say quick hellos, and we make our way to the basement. His sister is there awaiting his arrival, ready to begin. I take a seat on the floor with Finn and prepare to watch. Only something happens that I was not expecting.
Ziggs gets naked.
I swear he was as naked as a jaybird. All he had to cover his... essentials was a towel- which might have been the smallest towel ever, without being considered a face cloth. Nude. Nakee. Bare-bottomed. Au natural. As my jaw hit the floor, he explained that he simply does not want hair in his shirt, pants, or apparently underwear, because it makes him itchy. Did he consider using the towel/ face cloth around his neck? Nah. Did he ask his sister to just use a cape? Didn't think of it. Stripping down seemed like the obvious, appropriate choice. Ziggs gets his hair cut in his birthday suit. So now you know.
3 comments:
hahhahhaha did this actually happen?!
Well yes! I didn't just make it up!
Lol, you are my favorite writer hands down.
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